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A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement. Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish. -phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence! "...Who are you and why are you calling me?" "eeehhrmm.... who ur you??" "Not telling you!" "well yer a wanker then!" Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker. Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim. |
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