Another word for Fez, can also be subbed-in at any point in any sentence. Fez - Hat with a tassle worn by people in the middle east.
Bob: "i got a Phlump at the gas station."
Steve: "well, i Phlumped a big one in the bathroom! Eat that you phlumper..."
The hopelessness one feels after a strenuous day in AP Physics.
Normal Student: How's your day been?
AP Student: Terrible. I've got the phlump.