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Plain and simple, Phish sucks. Just a bunch of drugged out hippies that write a bunch of metaphorical, lame ass lyrics that nobody can relate to unless your brother is the Wolfman or if you gotta jibboo. WTF? Of course the "music" sounds good to their fans, but not if they are not on acid!
Listening to you take a shit sounds so much better than listening to Phish.
by moooooooooon June 04, 2011
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Phishinternet
A hacked AOL screen name in which that users account has been taken over by a hacker.
Hey, I got a new phish, want it?
by Jon_K May 29, 2003
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A band that creates music that can only be appreciated under heavy drug use. Songs consist of repeating the same phrases over and over again, and then noodling the same few notes over on a guitar for 10 minutes. Loved by hippies of all ages and hated by everyone else
hippy: hey man turn up the radio phish is on
normal person: Who the hell listens to phish??.....
by Mike121324 August 22, 2007
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A contemporary jam band contrived of four musicians, plodding along with guitars, keyboards, drums, bass, and voice, containing "lyrics." Ironically, despite rampant allegations of creative genius, these perpetual noodlers are a regressive bore, with their roots firmly entrenched in the already explored and conquered vein by a forty year old jam band called (the)grateful dead.

If length were the yardstick of musical greatness, these silly men are the Ron Jeremy of jam bandom. Unfortunately for them and their fans, it isn't. Where Grateful Dead were a respectable band charting new musical territory while hitch-hiking the social torrent of the 1960's, Phish are an evolutionary hangover of that scene; an appendix, floating there aimlessly amidst the rest of the musical organism, only to hemorrhage on the unsuspecting college student.

These fans fall into either one of two stereotypes with 98% reliability. (The other two percent, although statistically negligible, are generally people that have errantly meandered into a group of Phish fans, having been the accidental beneficiary of a contact high. They follow the sheep looking for Doritos.

Type A: This Phish fan comes from the bowels of baby-boom parents. There is a strange and disconcerting melange of Benjamins and tie-die, patchouli and birkenstocks. They arrive at college in a Volkswagen Jetta fitted with a ski-rack, and they will smoke mercury (Hg) as long as you remind them that it is "natural." Fronting the failed idealism of "peace, love, and happiness," these people are like a badger in a dishwasher (on) when confronted with actual hardship. Not so loving, indeed. (To witness what a cognizant human being deduces from this mentality, read the lyrics of "Common People" by Pulp).

Type B: This type is equally offensive in odor and candor, however lacks the ability to establish an actual friendship. They want your drugs. Everything else is inconsequential.

Many fans cite grandiose concert performances as another crucial perk of the Phish experience (e.g. hot dog suits and sparkles, sometimes even balloons and disco balls (!). These, of course, are convenient distractions to the painful reality that you are listening to an eighteen minute circle-jerk lubricated with hashish and patchouli (dirt). A Phish show is an Auschwitz of terrible guitar tone and stupidity, albeit with fewer ashes (not by many) and with corpses that move slightly more.

Fact: The lyrics of this music will decrease your I.Q. score 13 points (+/-2). Do not attempt to comprehend Phish "lyrics." Do not confuse these "lyrics" as anything besides the comparable babble of a toddler with a annoying and terminal language disorder.
"Isn't Phish the best band in the..."

*PUNCH TO PHISH FANS FACE*

by honeybadger May 13, 2008
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A word that transvestites or gay men use for women. Sometimes they also use "Tuna" "Sushi" "Coy" or any other specie of fish.
"Hey Phish, What ya doing today?"
by lde88 May 14, 2009
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One of the worst bands of all time. Stay away, they will bore the hell out of you. The only good thing is their concerts are heavily filled with drugs.
"Woah man I just came back from a Phish concert."
"Were they good?"
"No man but i got totally wasted!"
by clashhhh June 03, 2005
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The epitome of the party also the indicator of the parties location.
Man: Where is the party?
Guy: I don't know let's ask Phish.
by jb66oftheblack July 10, 2008
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