| 36. | disney channel | ||
|
A channel that only broadcasts one animated show. Phineas and Ferb. gay, right? Whatever happened to Mickey and Goofy and donald and Minny and the other original characters of Disney. now all disney channel has are Faggits who dress like faggits and bitches who dress like hos. The only thing thats left of Mickey Mouse is the logo,but they'll probably get rid of that and replace it with a boner brother.
|
|||
| 37. | Disney | ||
|
Used to be one of the best (or the best) channels on TV, until it got to the late 20th century, when they came out with cheesy movies and TV shows that they thought kids would like.(First) They send some stalker to stalk some kids. Second) They watch the kids watching TV Third) Record and write down their every move.) Now, they've produced celebrities such as, Miley Cyrus, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears. They have movies such as High School Musical, (gayest movie ever) Hannah Montana *THE MOVIE*, (OMG I WANNA SEE IT jkjkjk like I wanna see her pole dance again XD) and lastly, Minute Men. The inside jokes in Disney are horrible, and it includes: "Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea!" -Madagascar, "Have fun, but not too much fun, we have enough kids already. :D" -Good Luck Charlie ", and "We used to do special things on our aniversary, but now we have the kids..."-Good luck Charlie. See how corrupt it's making children? "Mommy, did you and daddy have a little too much fun last night?" "Where did you learn that?" "Good Luck Charlie! *laughing*" Imagine that. The only good show on there is Phineas and Ferb. And it's a cartoon, and needs to stay that way. Random Dude: Hey, I heard Disney is bankrupt!
Disney Nerd: Hehe! No! *snort* You dumb sniffle wiffer! Disney will never be corrupt! It's worldwide! Hehe! *snort* Random Dude: What are you, Peter Pan? Disney Nerd: Well sometimes I act like it! *snort* Hehe! |
|||
| 38. | Maria Palma | ||
|
Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl. Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."
Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?" Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house." |
|||
| 39. | Platypus | ||
|
A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound* Perry the Platypus.
|
|||
| 40. | teenager | ||
|
thought to be a no-good-being, full of trouble and constantly doing illegal things. when in reality, we like unicorns, footy pyjamas, disney movies, and peanutbutter and jam sandwiches. we make a production out of eating fishy crackers or animal crackers. we like bubbles and sparkles and we wish we were jedi knights. when we grow up we want to be princesses and super heros. we like domo, phineas and ferb, finding nemo and we sing the bill nye the science guy theme song when it comes on. sure not all of us are like this. but i know a lot of people my age (15) have the maturity level of a 6 year old. we aren't all into getting smashed doing drugs having wild parties and sex. teen: bye mom i'm going out?
mom:where are you going? teen: to jens house to watch finding nemo. she got a new lightsaber too... and i want one too.... can i have one mom? mom: you're supposed to be a teenager not a six year old. teen: mom, i am 15. i am a teenager. i'm just more fun than you were when you were 15. |
|||
| 41. | perryfect | ||
|
perfect , flawless , a way to describe natural beauty, excellence beyond expected , a form of beauty in Perry , meaning joy & happiness Edgar is perryfect . No one is more perryfect then Edgar.
|
|||
| 42. | platypus | ||
|
Someone who doesn't do much. In reference to Phineas and Ferb/Perry the Platypus- Phineas: What about Perry? What does he want to do? (Perry chatters) Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. Jenny: For a supervisor, Daniel doesn't really do much. He just sits in his office all day.
Adam: I know! He's such a platypus! |
|||
