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A stoner who likes to talk about philosophical meanings while high. Typically is frowned upon during group activities while high.
Jake: "Dude, John that tree is not just a tree that tree has been birthed by the seeds of another tree and has been granted life and in return will grant us air."

John: "Jake your being a philosostoner again."
by metallix May 15, 2012

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