Random girl 1: OMG YOU ARE SO HOTT! Can I have some of your nuts!?!?!?!
Phillip: Uhh, sure? *hands her a can of peanuts*
"OH...That's a Phillip!"
*woman slips on ice.
Phillip: Epic Fail.
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