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The most fucking terrible team in the history of football. they think they're so awesome because they've won 6 straight against the giants but who has 3 super bowls? who was able to beat the patriots (The UNDEFEATED patriots i might add) in the super bowl? also, no matter how much of a dirtbag a particular player is (From T.O. to michael conVICKt) they can always take refuge in knowing the eagles will sign them in order to win a super bowl.
Retarded ass Philadelphia eagles fan: we have 6 straight wins against the midgets! we rule?

Me: who has 3 super bowls? that's right. get back at us when you win the super bowl. if you ever do.
by Giantsrule April 10, 2011
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NFL Team who has never and probably will never win a Super Bowl. Comprised of thugs and "Wanna Bees", the team some how finds itself in the playoffs every year. They also tend to blow it in the really big game. The typical fan base is a brainless Philadelphian who would rather attack other teams fans at their home stadium than actually watch their bunch of losers take the field.
The Philadelphia Eagles are the modern day Buffalo Bills.......

Hey you catch the Philadelphia Eagles game.....
NO....
Yeah me neither don't they just suck.....
by RevSader September 27, 2005
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Another term for international choke artists!
The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots
by Punkhead May 25, 2005
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A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.
The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.

Go Cowboys
by Tonio31 August 18, 2006
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A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.
Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"

Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"
by DallasCowboys123 October 26, 2009
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The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.

The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.

Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
The philadelphia eagles are one big ass cash register!! -- Jeff Lurie.
by A Palumbo August 27, 2007
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Football team that got lucky and actually made it to the super bowl, and lost disgracefully to the english patriots. Though they were winning at first the patriots were just fucking around with them until they got bored and started to beat the living shit outta there asses.
odds to making to the super bowl for the philadelphia,Eagles=1 in a 1000
by arturo rosas April 28, 2005
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