A small, angry, British performer who merely acts out songs developed in a studio by a group of producers. Occasionally, Collins will pay his agents to spread news about charity donations and civic contributions...none of which were dealt with willingly or directly by Collins. The only motive for which is the ensurance of continuation of record sales and passable public image to dilute the reality of his unabashedly self-centered, ill-willed, simply perverse ways, not to mention his utter lack of musical ability.
Do you listen to Phil Collins?
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
by sacko October 03, 2007
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An 80s/90s pop artist, vocalist, drummer, and lead singer for the progressive/arena rock band Genesis. He is British, has a great voice, and has been featured in movie soundtracks and has many successful best-selling albums. And NO, the people who by them aren't faggots and retards!
Phil Collins is a great music artist. There is nothing wrong with him at all.
by Ryan December 11, 2004
A vocal artist and drummer who does NOT suck, is NOT gay, and is a musician with a big heart: he gives to and supports many different charities and cares about many, many people.
He was the frontman of Genesis from 1980 to 1991, and made it big on his own solo career. With the creation of albums like Face Value, ...But, Seriously, and No Jacket Required (Which became the top-selling, most popular album of 1985), Phil Collins has catapulted to one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Oh yeah, Rx; what you said about Phil Collins echoing is highly untrue. When the Hell does he echo? And what filter? WTF, are you smoking crack you dumbass?
by Ryan J. February 23, 2005
A British vocalist who was inaccurately made fun of in an episode of South Park. They were all wrong on it, it didn't even sound like him, and it barely looked like him.
Phil Collins rules! I don't care what anyone thinks.
by The Great Houdini December 11, 2004
#1 in my books. team extreme!
On the 8th day God created Phil Collins
by M Dogg March 24, 2005
When an evening is warm enough to require no jacket as in the Phil Collins Album 'No Jacket required'
Do you reckon i need a jacket down the pub Tonight?
Na, mate it's Phil Collins tonight
by Surbz July 23, 2008
Phil "Philadelphia" Collins is a motel manager, taxi cab driver, and trout salesman from the Trailer Park Boys. He frequents Sunnyvale Trailer Park and eventually moves in using Sam Lasco's old camper. He's known for his loud, obnoxious burps and getting angry when people stare at his huge gut.
Lahey: Let me guess- one of them was wearing thick glasses, one of them was extra stupid, and the other was wearing a sexy black shirt holding a drink in his hand.

Phil Collins: That's right. You know them?

Lahey: Let's just say I wouldn't expect to get paid today, bud.
by WHIZ WIT December 09, 2009
Superb songsmith, writer and drummer.

Created and performed songs back when music was good. Much immitated however went from loved by everyone in the 80's and 90's to 'unfashionable to like' in the latter part of the 90s up until today - the reason being that most people on earth are an impressionable bunch of idiots who are controlled by the media and rubbish like the Sun Newspaper. Why does a mans lovelife effect how people enjoy his music? Fickle bunch of twats.
010101_bot - you say that Phil has vocal aids and the drum solo on air tonight was created by a drum machine? So how do you explain Phil performing the drum solo every single live performance? Is that done with holographic projectors? I suppose the drum duet on the 'we cant dance' live DVD is done with strings or effects handled by industrial light and magic? You complete imbecile!

As for the voice, you speak horse shit there my friend as well. Watch any live phil collins dvd or any dvd and you'll find the vocals arent corrected. Echo and reverb is commonplace on 1980s albums - do your research...

In all seriousness if I dont like an artist or performer I don't go searching forums i know i dislike to get on forums to go 'you know that artist you like well i have decided in my own opinionated little world that he is bollocks.'
by ENTITY UK July 14, 2006

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