a hard core stoner, who seems to find it impossible not to stand more than 3 inches away from you when in a conversation and is unable to play the bass when actuually connected to an amp.
Pheeleep: i hate john doe, its a crap name for a band.
person 1:you came up with it you turd.
person 2:go and get stoned you bloody brown nosed druggy.
pheeleep: come on dan lets go!
(pheeleep is hit with baseball bat round head)