"I missed that appointment yesterday, I probably look like such a Pheasant"
"My wife left me because I gained 50lbs and was fired, damn I pulled a Pheasant."
(2) A moron or fuckhead.
(3) Someone who acts as if wishing to deliberatly bring him/herself pain or losses of any kind.
(2) You're a fuckin pheasant.
(3) Don't act like a pheasant or you're gonna get seriously fucked up.
2.Also a generic insult for people that can't think of a comeback normally followed by another insulting word.
2. Person 1: You are well gay.
Person 2: Well you're a pheasant dick.
"I hope i never get Ilikeadacats-acitis!"