1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.
2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.
One of those smelly little "silent-but-deadly" ads that pops up in one corner of the TV screen 30 seconds into the program, after you've already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.
AMC used to be a great channel until they started pharting.
Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)
While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….
that is let out while taking a pee; usually one that provides great relief. At times it may sneak out.
O man, I just went to the bathroom and ripped a massive phart.
The Professionals of Houston Adventure Racing Team!
PHART kicked some serious ass at the last adventure race.
noun: fart that takes place in a pharmacy or produced by a pharmacist.
My pharmacist, Ryan, pharted while discussing my medications with me last week.
A person whom one would find difficult to like. A person with an asshole
-like personality. Commonly loud and annoying.
Wow, thanks for interrupting me you p-hart!
A portmanteau word combining "phone" and "art" to describe any piece of art created on a mobile phone.
"wow, your pharts are really extravagant and are overwhelming my senses!"