For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome
by Hungry Squirrel October 09, 2008
A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.
She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.
by Halfaman December 19, 2009