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1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.
Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.
by txredhead March 12, 2011

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