Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.
Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu
Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.
Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?
Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!
Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.
Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.
Guy: I didn't ask...
Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks
Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.