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(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.
1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"Of course...why are you taking your book with you?"
"Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped"
"Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you."

2.
"NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED"

3.

Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind."

Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW."

4.

Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!"

Man #2: "Let's rape him!"

Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?"

Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then"
by ßæ$† December 15, 2009
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