Carlo/Clive Alaimo.
I commute to work in South Phails every morning on the phailway service run everyday by NationalPhail.
by IGYAFI January 17, 2009

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Same as fail, but usually at the dinner table.
Guy 1: Ah poo i just dropped my peas
Guy 1's Mother: EPIC PHAIL!!!!!
by Mortarion666 September 05, 2008

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How douche bags spell 'fail'.
Douche bag: Lawl! Epic Phail!
by Victim of the rebar August 08, 2008

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Phail can mean 1 of 2 things.

Phail Def. 1

Pass highly at failing, negating the effects of phailing, it means passing with greatness.

Phail Def. 2

Failing extremely badly.
1. You phail! Congratulations!!!
2. U phail! Go die!!!
by Cory P. January 19, 2008

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a word used by a lot of faggots on the net. they think they "0wn" or "pwn" or anything else,but they just didnt REALLY know you.
alot of fags will use this kind of expression; "you phail at life" and it means they phail in life,and talk like a stylish fag.they also could say "you,my friend" or other fagish sentences.Leave them alone by,they wont harm anyone.
failure : you my friend,phail at life
normal people ; YOU,my friend,can suck my balls!
by Sabih November 21, 2007

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Overused term for "Failing"
"OMGzzzz! j00 phail at life!"

"s0rry, j00 ph413d!"

"PHAIL"

"PHAIL'D"
by TaKa MiChiNoKu January 14, 2005

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A pathetic way of saying failure.
He phails at life, because he did not pass the math test.
by Anonymouss of Phail November 06, 2005

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