On the ass scale: bandonkadonk < junk in the trunk < PhD < SUV in the pants
guy 2: 'Go fuck yourself; she's hot.'
guy 1: 'I like big butts and I cannot lie....'
P.s; Most of the time, following receiving a PhD, many end up one of the two types of researchers. College Professors, or Lab researchers.
Woahhh, Jasmine got a PhD in Culinary Arts.. I can't believe she survived 6 whole years in college! <.> Go Jas!
"I understand/know a lot of complicated bullshit that you couldn't grasp even if it were your dick after 8 hours of hot lesbian porn."
It was once believed PhD was actually French for "Fuck off idiot," but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box PhD holders after years of research.
Professor "blah, blah", PhD : I can, thus my mental-dick is bigger than yours. Checkmate.