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An utterly stupid child who must turn everything into an argument to survive. This child will believe he is right even when clearly wrong. Feeds on arguments, babies and Big Macs. This child may squint his eyes while arguing and include a slight headbob. Most likely will be uncoordinated and not able to walk in a straight line.
Shit, man im so tired... i was arguing with a pflager all day.
by bklar27 December 10, 2009

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