See choker. One who chokes.
There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.
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The greatest quarterback of ALL-TIME!
Peyton Manning is a record 4 time MVP.
by coolstoryjeopardyteen February 01, 2010

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18 inch rims of any kind.
Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.

by Da Watcher September 02, 2006

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Most overrated QB in the National Football League. Won only won Super Bowl. Is on too many stupid comercials.
Peyton Manning is so overrated.
by Lord of War April 21, 2008

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A retarded sloth who bitches about everything and is never wrong. He often enjoys tossing little bitch passes and taking advantage of his talented receivers. His hobbies include doing drugs to cover up the shame of being an inbred, making shitty pizza in front of a camera, and having threesomes with Papa Johns and Tony Dungy. Often considered to be the "greatest quarterback ever" by dumbcunts from Indiana. Won the award for "Forehead of the Year" 14 years in a row. Sucks ass when playing in the Super Bowl, against the Seahawks, and especially both. He is the biggest overrated joke in major sports along with Joe Flacco and Colin Kaepernick. Should consider firing a gun of the large variety up his ass so he can save the world from having to look at his dumb waddle while in the pocket.
Colts Fan: "Dude, Peyton Manning is the greatest passer of all time."

Non-Dipshit: "What the fuck did you just say? I didn't understand what you just said because I don't speak Fucktard and I have a brain.
by Yinzr412 July 23, 2014

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Surprising someone by pulling down your shorts and sitting on their face.
"Man I got a Peyton Manning today, It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face."
by Darth Wingender March 07, 2016

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a very good QB for the Colts. Many people on here say he's a choker, but its the team that chokes. Tom Brady appears to be better because he has a better team, when in reality, Manning and Brady have equal talent. People who hate on him for his commercials are just jealous because their QB doesn't get asked to do commercials. Manning still has a Superbowl win in him, probably more.
Peyton Manning is a beast. Some people are just so jealous. It makes me sad for them.
by lAcEyIsCoOl August 07, 2011

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