Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.
Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.
by Amit G October 19, 2006
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Famous star of countless commercials and television programs, and part-time football player.
If Peyton Manning uses that nose-hair trimmer, it's good enough for me!
by BUSean April 07, 2007
Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.
"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"
by Sara Nguyen February 17, 2006
Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.
Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever
by hattness February 04, 2007
Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.


A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.
Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.
by j carunder August 27, 2010
probably the best QB in the nfl now that hes won a super bowl and yea brady has won 3 but who cares his numbers arent that great and his team carried him anyway and that whole thing about manning being bradys bitch thats obviously stupid because as shown in the AFC championship game brady and the pats blew a 21-6 halftime lead and brady is clutch?
Tom Brady: "21-6 this is over"
end of game
Tom Brady: "sobs"
Peyton Manning: "Whose the bitch now?"
by 9700 May 13, 2007
The greatest QB of all time. Statistically dominant, cannot be stopped by any defense and will continue to win Superbowls and break records until he retires.
"I just played Peyton Manning in a game today."

"How many points did you lose by."

"A lot."
by luvYasey November 22, 2010
A commercial actor who occasionally plays football. He (as well as the occasional appearance of his hasbeen father and retarded little brother) has done commercials for Milk, Sprint, several Mastercard spots, Oreos, DirecTV, NFLshop, and would probably do Tampon commercials given the chance. Blames his teammates more often than not even if he makes an obvious error.
Is it true that you are an enormous sellout, Peyton Manning?

Peyton: Hell no! When I'm done doing this Swiffer commercial we're gonna have a long talk.
by NaoNao February 06, 2008
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