Top Definition
Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.
Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

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