petronize 

When you pet your dog with your foot and the affection is not appreciated as genuine affection.

Your dog: Hey man, don't pet me with your foot; Don't just petronize me! I know it's not your hand. Give me the goods!

petronize by PugLovers May 1, 2011

Petrina 

an amazing girl with a big heart and a gorgeous body. quite possibly one of the most memorable people you will ever meet.

"Oh man, check out Petrina! She's so great!"

Petrina by Mircy Sanaca May 17, 2009

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Petrinkle 

slang term used to described the female sexual organ; vagina

Jess: I went into to the bathroom at work....
Cindy: yea!?
Jess: and it smell like rotten petrinkles!
Cindy: EW!
Cindy: that is foul!

Petrinkle by Clairegirl8769 January 8, 2009

PetrinaSwid 

A straight user, abuser, compulsive liar who doesn't give a shit about anyone except herself. Swears on her grandkid favors to get what she wants alcohol and crack then never follows thru. A supposedly reformed prostitute who still fucks for money or as she says shes "working" hanging sheetrock at midnight in people's houses. More like smoking rock and whoring. Puts bills in her kids name. Shes not one anyone should fuck with

If you want to get lied to and maybe fucked get some crack and call PetrinaSwid

PetrinaSwid by RealistTruth May 20, 2021

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013