In modern society, encountering a 'Petrice' means encountering something special. Never should a 'Petrice' be taken lightly. Every bit of her should be treasured because her innate Victorian essence promises the most trustworthy and endearing of friendships. Beyond friendship, Petrice's prove to be the most loving and faithful of partners, deeply desiring to seek self-actualization and eternal completion in, and through, their soul mate. You're fortunate enough to befriend a 'Petrice', but if you marry one...well, let's just say it's like playing the lottery for the rest of your life, and winning every time. And even then, it wouldn't compare to the happiness you will endure by loving, and having the love of, a Petrice.
Someday, I will marry a Petrice.