Stretchy pizza. The emphasis falls on the doughy nature of a badly prepared pizza, allowing for it to be stretched. Not to be confused with the quality of cheese separation.
Last time I call in an order that close to closing time. That petrazzini almost made me hurl." "No offense to your Grandma, but that petrazzini had a yeast infection!" "Waiter, can you take this petrazzini back, turn the oven on, and bring me back a pizza?