Top Definition
French Language
Verb
1. To loosen someone's brown iris by penetration on an unwilling subject.
2. To defecate a large enough log as to permanently loosen one's anal aperture.
1. Flavio D'astous est sorti de prison et a réussi à s'en sortir sans se faire petlousser.
2. Ouf! J'aurais dû boire de la draft hier, j'me serait pas petlousser comme ça à matin.
by Les Kwikwis June 26, 2014

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