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1.
Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.

Let's gan down t'kop and cheer Peter Crouch
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
 
2.
Bloody good footballer who is 6ft 6" and performs with some bloody good headers. Crouchy plays for Liverpool FC and England, and he's rather good.
Peter Crouch, what a legend.
by Raphael June 18, 2006
 
3.
Extremly tall football (soccer) player, Ridiculed for his gangly apperance by many, has become cult hero for his now legendary robot.
He's Big, He's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
by ric flair July 29, 2006