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A poor bassplayer who's playing usually consists of open strings. If you gave a normal person on the street a bass, and asked him to play Pete Wentz bass lines, he could probably master it in 5 minutes. AKA All walk, no talk, he can swing around and dance with his bass, but can't play it.
Poser: DUDE! I CAN PLAY FALLOUT BOY ON MY BASS!
A real bassist: So can my retarded grandma, it's not that hard. Pete Wentz is a crybaby emo who can't play anything.
Poser: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE STANDS FOR TRUE LOVE and all that shit.
by Team Kantonen October 29, 2006
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The bassist of Fall Out Boy. He is the least deserving of fame, fortune, and love, and is completely unappreciative of his success. All the so called "fame" he has gotten has gone to his head and that is the exact reason why he sucks. Anyone who defends him is probably just some fan that has never met him and wants to continue pretending that he is God.
by Anti-Pete Fanclub March 05, 2006
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Just a stupid, gay bassist from the untalented band fall out boy that all teen girls seem to like, might be the wang shots he posted online?
Guy 1: You ever hear that Pete Wentz guy play?
Guy 2: Yeah and he sucks to the max
Guy 1: Hellz ya
by Adam Ritchie August 31, 2006
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The bassist and primary songwriter of Fall Out Boy. His bass playing skills are less than average with his very simple basslines and is probably in the band because he likes the rush of being on stage (I get the same feeling). His lyrics are good but they are better if you don't automatically say "oh this is fall out boy therefore it sucks". They were mostly written for the emos and those who are very angsty. Oh and the preppy teenage girls (much like my girlfriend) who have no idea what the words mean. Some people don't like his lyrics because it's complicated and uses metaphors and similies and movie quotes. People who listen to music do not want to think if they wanted to think they would be at school therefore to them the lyrics are terrible. He tried to kill himself once. God knows why. He had a picture of his penis released on the internet. People called it a publicity stunt but if someone got hold of my penis pictures i would be very embaressed because my mother should never have to see that. He is currently with Ashley Simpson although that will not last long. Most girls think Pete is the hottest thing ever when he really looks like the monkey's in the Thnks fr th Mmrs video. Other than that I'm sure he is a cool guy. Mostly because he has my name.
Some weird dude: What the hell?! "I loved everything about you that hurts" That makes no sense

Me: That's from the movie Closer.

I have another one that happened at a fall out boy concert with some like 16 yr old girl. True story.

16 yr old girl: (to god knows who) OMG Pete Wentz is sooooo hot (looks at me) Your hot. almost as hot as Pete You two look a lot a like

Me: Esp. with my blonde hair, blue eyes. I have a gf.

16 yr old: So. I'm married to Pete but he wont find out.

The conversation went something like that and I switched sides with my friend
by fallen23 August 15, 2007
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the over-rated bassist in the crap band 'Fall Out Boy'.
I can play bass better than him.and I'm 12.Apparently he's hot,but have you seen the size of him nose?!
PETE WENTZ SUCKS!
petewentzfan1089:oMg PeTe WeNtZ Is SoOoOoOoOo HoT!!!11!!!11!1
me: stfu n00b.
by i like toast. May 05, 2007
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a fucking gay prick from a terribly shitty SELLOUT band called fall out boy. has an army of 12 year old bisexual fans who insist he is "fxin sexii" .he is also a shitty bassist. nothing compared to tom araya. anyone who listens to this excuse for a rock band can suck my balls bizatch. go listen to some real music.(slipknot,slayer,killswitch engage,bullet for my valentine,metallica etc) NO NOT MCR.
person 1:ewwww that dudes so emo.
person 2:hes molesting that dudes arse.
person 3:holy shit thats pete wentz *throws bottle*
by bobiii August 23, 2007
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A major douchebag that split up the pop-punk music scene when he and "Hey Chris" started fighting. He's rather tasteless, a self-recognized asshole, and he likes to lick his bass on stage. Poor bass.
xxmyxheartxdiesxeveryxtimexx: I'm on Team Wentz.
Person 2: OMG! I hate Pete Wentz.
Person 3: I'm on Team Stfu Already.
by Team PWIADAWSKHSBLA March 03, 2006
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