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3. Pet the cat
Another name for female masturbation.
I think Betty went home to pet the cat.
by ToeKnee Aug 25, 2005 add a video
1. Pet the cat
When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.
Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.
2. pet the cat
1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.
"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".
4. pet the cat
When a woman masturbates
He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.
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