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1. Pervy Draft
The gust of wind that (due to air pressure and wind outside your open window) blows your door open whilst you are in the middle of undressing, leading you to think that someone is undesirably entering while you change.
*Door creaks open*
"Don't come in, I'm naked! Gah I said stop it you... oh... you Pervy Draft"
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