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The legendary secret agent who brought down the evil child molester known only as Chester. Pervus, a small oily man brought to life by the great God Mick was a connosseur of the finer things in life: namely, lesbian porn. Pervus turned evil and conquered the world of Lesbia only to be defeated by the great hero Arlo the Racist and his band of ghosts. He was forgiven for his sins by Mick and now lives in Valhalla fighting evil child molesters and jacking off to lesbian porn.
I like lesbian porn, BITCH!
by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004

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(noun) A person who is rude,immature, and/or perverted. An insult, it describes a person with multiple undesirable traits or someone you just cannot stand. A combination of pervert and anus.(plural: pervi)
"OMG, can you belive what Mark did at that party last night?"

"I know, he was such a pervus!"
by Celeste G. February 23, 2008

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