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One who sucks at the MOBA video game "Dota 2"
Person 1:"Man I really can't stand all of these fucking Peruvians on English servers, they ALWAYS feed"
Person 2:"I know what you mean"
Peruvian Person 3: "JAJAJAJJAJAJA U MAD BRO! PUTA MADRES!"
by Bannanaxeno July 02, 2014
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A person born in Peru. People vary in looks dramatically. Many are indigenous people, others are mestizo mix of Spanish and Indigenous people and many mixed with Europeans as well as Chinese. This result is very exotic looking people. I'd say the main difference from all the other South american people is that I've noticed many are bright and quite intellectual...smart people. They are also passionate and love to laugh and push you to your limits as well. Some are so passionate that they appear stubborn. Many of the women can seduce you with with their rare blend of beauty as well as their wit. (Proceed with caution, as they can steal your heart) The food is the best in all of South America due to it fine seaport. The country is very densely populated compared to its neighbor and it is incredibly beautiful.In Arequipa the people are highly intelligent and since its location is rather isolated by the foot of a mountain and high latitude it hasn't been mixed with many other people. The Spanish Conquistadors ruled all of South America from there for almost 400 years so perhaps that explains why most of the extremely bright people come from there. Spain sent it's best physicians , lawyers and writers there for 400 years so that explains the difference.
Their unique combination of exotic beauty and brains is difficult, if not impossible to resist. Trust me on this! Proceed with caution, you won't know what hit you! Peruvians girls can break your heart, but you will never forget them, ever. It can be bittersweet. Considered yourself warned. I heard John Wayne married a Peruvian woman and he loved her so much( she was hot). Out of all of South America, Peru has the most world Universe beauty winners. Yes, more than Venezuela. I've also heard Peruvian men are very charming and bright as well from my American girl friends.
by WorldBanker70 January 14, 2012
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1. A pretty girl, or handsome guy that comes from South America (many dont know peru is not part of mexico!) Tan, Not very tall, cool, loud, outgoing, crazy, partier!!!
2.If you date a Peruvian, then you are in for the ride of your life! Also, if you are partying with them, you are definitely in for a good time
3. Very intelligent people who will not hesitate to correct you if you are wrong.
dang man! that PERUVIAN is off the hook! She is freggin tight! and did you see how she can dance?!?!?! I wanna get with that!
by lil mariana July 19, 2005
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A good looking person who was born in Peru. They have a great sense of humor. A peruvian is usually very smiley and attractive for their unic castilian accent. A peruvian person is always polite and probably considered the most friendly people of South America.

Peru is one of the most multiethnic contries. There are mestizos peruvians(about 37% of the total population).
The term traditionally denotes European ancestry (mostly spaniard or Italian ancestry)and Amerindian, and most Peruvian mestizos are of this combination, but other lineages (Asian and African) are also present.
X: dude that girl has a hot accent and an amazing smile
y: yeah she is peruvian
by perulover March 19, 2009
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"That hat is so Peruvian!"

"You look very Peruvian today."
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A guy/chick from Peru.

Do not think Peru and Mexico are similar. They are not!!! Their culture and everything is really different.
American 1: Hey dude that guy is hispanic.

American 2: Yeah he is Mexican.

American 1: He has a cool hat.

American 2: Wait... He doesnt have a mustage, he is not Mexican... Oh sht! He has a badass Peruvian Hat!!! He must be Peruvian

American 1: Im going to buy one of those.

*Peruvian comes*

Peruvian : You can have my hat bro.

American 2: Thanks dude. I will visit Machu Picchu next year.

Peruvian: You need to try our Pisco Sour.
by Some guy somewhere July 22, 2008
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1. someone who must say, day in and day out, that they ARE NOT mexican;

2. someone who must explain to their white friends how their joke about mexicans and star trek does not affect them even though they are 'spanish'

3. a latino that sort of looks chinese

4. the first person everyone points at when drugs are found in the school bus
HEY JOHN, im not fucking mexican, and im not chinese either! and NO THATS NOT MY FUCKING COCAINE asshole
by raphael November 30, 2004
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