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1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party

2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.
Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.
by Grap3Ap3Rap3 July 15, 2011

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