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(n). Made by combining the words "Pert" like the shampoo and the letter "z".

Characterized: short, tan, overly sassy with a knack for slightly abusive behavior and an over-aggressive attitude.

One may be identified by a "tough" facade, but really just slaps guys around a lot.
Girl: "Don't mess with me! I'm like Pertz! I'm 'Shampoo-Z'!"

Guy: Really? Really now? What are you going to do? Slap me!?

Girl: "Haha Shut Up!"
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a fart. also known as a twin mint container.
woah, look at that pertz

YOU PERTZED!
by shannon edwards. August 12, 2009
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