|1.||Perth Pony Club|
A nearly extinct group of animals in Perth Western Australia that lack the imagination and opposable limbs to create their own web environment.
Instead they wait and then pounce and use someone else's hard work and resources rather than create their own.(why would they -that's just too easy).
Their leader - The Gordo - is a wiley (although rotund) and shortsighted creature that will preach unwittingly about the evils of moderation and yet yield to its obvious benefits only a few short months later.
They frequent such uninhabitable areas as "Clarkson and Carramar" and, for the benefit of the public at large, shouldn't really leave them.
"Oh how cute, The Perth Pony Club has organised another afternoon tea"