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The length of your piss

How far you can stand away from the toilet and pee and get it in the toilet

Strength of the Energy exerted from your penis to move the liquid out.
His perspirosity was so short, the had to stand over the toilet

his perspirosity was so long, he could stand out the door and piss it all the way in the toilet
by Quail December 20, 2003

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