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1.
A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?
by Sullied Soul August 12, 2010
 
2.
a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David
by Kanks <3s Homes October 12, 2008