Stupid Persian Lady with big mouth and ears: If you hate Persians so much, why do you shop here?
Persian Woman 1: I AM PERSIAN! YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WRECKS OUR CULTURE! YOU ASSHOLE SHOULDN'T BE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE'S CONVERSATIONS! CUNT!
Ancestors of Europeans (The Persian language is an Indo-european language that branched off from the same language as some Europes today)
Arian (Iran comes from Arian)
A Persian has or will beat you in a sport, a test, university entrance, and the job market.
From Pars tribe
Persians are the most successful minority group in the US:
Persians generally move to the U.S. while the entire family lives in the same house. They purchase expensive cars and clothes to show how "rich" they are.
Persians are easily spotted by the slick black hair, uni-brow, dark-complexion and INTENSE fragrance of cologne.
Persians may also be dressed in clothes that may look rediculous to one that is not accustomed to Persians, like black shirts with shiny gold images on them, mirror sun glasses and tight jeans with the trademark "artificial worn look" on the front.
Warning: Never try to sell anything to a Persian. Their overly-aggressive haggling will overwhelm a non-Persian. If you must, raise the price by 20% before and let them feel proud of how amazing they are at bargaining when you give them 10% off. They will feel like the Sultan of Persia, you will have made them paid more just for giving you such a hard time.
Some Persians males will go as far as to say they are "Italian" or "European" just to bang stupid white chicks because their family will never allow the banging of a non-Persian.
sand nigger sand nigga sand-nigger sand-nigga sandnigger sandnigga
those are just some racial insults against middle easterners, indians, and persians
A person that is from Iran. A person who has an Iranian background.
The main Persian religion is Islam, and the other religion right behind it is Judaism. There are few Christian Persians.
According to the U.S. government, all Persians as well as all of the Middle Easterners are classified as white (yes, even Indians), even though they really aren't. They should be classified as Middle Eastern.
The Persian Muslims are desendents of Indo-Europeans, or the Aryans, and they were white. But look at them, Persian Muslims don't have pale skin anymore (they are tan, and brown, possibly near black!), they don't have blonde hair anymore (its dark brown and black), and their eyes are brown and black now (not hazel and blue). They ARE NOT Arab!! They speak Farsi.
The Persian Jews, unlike Persian Muslims, are desendents of the Hebrews from Ancient Israel, and they are very close to the Arabs, but they are NOT Europeans. The Persian Jews are are NOT Aryan. They look the same as the Muslims from Iran, they are exactly the same, except of the religions and ancestory. But the same. Their skin colors are tan and brown as well. And NO, Persian Jews aren't cheap (ALL PERSIANS ARE CHEAP AT TIMES), and a lot of Persians need nose jobs themselves, not just the stereotypical "big-nosed" Jew. They speak the same Farsi as Persian Muslims.
-Also referred to a person who speaks the modern Persian, also known as Parsi or Farsi.
-Also race of the royal cats, with long hair, usually white, short legs and elegant noises. Persian Cat is originally comes from Iran(former Persia).
-Persian people may have very variant complication depend on what part of the country they originally come from: The Persians from the north (Caspian coast) tend to have a fair complication with blond or light/mild brown hair and blue/green/hazzle eyes, Persians from central regions normally have fair skin and dark hair, Persians from the south and south east usually have olive complication. becaue the climate differes radicly from the extrem cold in the north to extrem heat in the south. very moist in northen forests and very dry in central desert.
Iran = (Literally) land of the Aryans = Persia after 1935
Aryan, literally means an excellent or honorable person;
One of a primitive people supposed to have lived in pre-historic times, in Central Asia, east of the Caspian Sea, and north of the Hindoo Koosh and Paropamisan Mountains, and to have been the stock from which sprang the Hindoo, Persian, Greek, Latin, Celtic, Teutonic, Slavonic, and other races; one of that ethnological division of mankind called also Indo-European or Indo-Germanic.
Indo-Aryan: A member of one of the native races of India of Aryan speech and blood, characterized by tall stature, dolichocephaly (long head), fair complexion with dark hair and eyes, plentiful beard, and narrow and prominent nose.
Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (from before WWI)
Notes: Many of the Nazi leaders (Goebbels, Himmler, Speers, Rommel, Goering, Hess, Frank, etc.) were themselves brunettes. On the other hand, many of the Jews that were persecuted were whiter-skinned than many of the Nazi leaders:
"... Nevertheless, such theorists usually accepted that considerable variety of hair and eye colour existed even within the racial categories they recognised. Contrary to a popular myth, the Nazis themselves did not discriminate against Aryans who were not blond or blue-eyed, or had only one of these features. Adolf Hitler and most Nazi officials (not to mention most Germans at the time) had dark hair and were considered to be Aryans."