A distinctive doctrine, system, theory or sayings by the one and only Perry:
"You will have that in Big Time Auto Racing"
"To tell you the truth"
"Hello, this is Perry, you know I called you yesterday"
"So your telling me im glad to be on the edge"
"Hello, this is Perry, you know Perry.. I just talked to you yesterady about the gears.. Nice, well some times you will have that in big time auto racing.. Well gotta run, Latar Man."
There is currently no known treatment. Sufferers cannot comprehend the truth, preferring to hold on to the delusion at all costs in spite of the insurmountable evidence. These sad people need our sympathy, and a hug.