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3.
a girl with an ass sculpted by the gods
Nick: Did you see that girls ass???
Luke: Yeah she must be a Perni!!!
by bigredandcasilinda December 11, 2010
 
1.
The extra material on trousers etc, making it look as if your penis is sticking out.

"Dude, is that your nob?" "No, it's my pernis."
by Alf & Benj April 22, 2008
 
2.
The redneck way of saying "penis"
Redneck 1: Shoot, you know what I gots from that there store of mine? I gots me a pernis in one o' dem fancy boxes.

Redneck 2: no darn way, can i borrow that there fancy pernis? Mines done broke.
by Slang-O- October 21, 2010
 
4.
a high-quality top notch penis of coarse
man cody has suck a big pernis
by gnrredneck August 30, 2003
 
5.
A sexual desire to mate with a goldfish
Dude why are you staring at that fish so intently? Do you have pernis?
by hotchicknumberone November 20, 2010
 
6.
a nerds penis
im a nerd, so im cool cuz i spell things wrong, did i mention im a homo?
by COCk June 10, 2003
 
7.
a large penis. enuf sed f00.
i have a pernis.
by j00 know March 17, 2003