PERMY

noun plural: permies: short for ‘permanent friend.’ A distinct individual that is selfless, committed, loving, and trustworthy to all other permies. An individual that will not think twice to help another permy in need. One that does not need an explanation, and will always understand. There is a constant guarantee that, in any case, permies face all dilemmas together. Whatever happens to one permy, will in fact, happen to ALL permies. It is always certain that one permy can depend on another to make them smile, often in the form of permynol. Permies are permanent in all aspects of life. Permies are for a lifetime.

Synonyms: ‘perms’

Antonym: ‘anti-permy’

“A permy can only be permy material with the consent of all other permies.

by girl permy September 7, 2010

permie

Term used by temporary/contract workers, normally I.T.) to describe someone who is a permanent employee.
Term can be interchanged with "Wage Slave".
The retort is "get lost you contractor scum"
Hey Ho.

Hey Dave, how come your permies always throw sickies when the Rugby is on?

Why does a dog lick his bollocks?

by Damian Lappin December 26, 2003

[permie]

Someone who is really into permaculture design.

My friend jack is a true permie he doesn't have a lawn, own a car, and he lives in a yurt.

by reallyghome January 10, 2009

Permy

A smile - a smile so big that it is impossible to remove. Stays on your face for a long period of time, even if you try to stop smiling. A permy must be used showing all your top teeth, and it has to be REAL - not a fake smile, y'eano?

"..That was so funny, I have such a permy now!..."

"Yeh, I have a permy too!"

by Permyobvs September 24, 2009

permie

a practitioner of permaculture, a permaculturalist.

some permies came up in this abandoned lot and guerrilla gardened a nice edible seven layer food forest.

by laman012 June 24, 2009

permi d

Its when you have perminent diarrhoea. Basically when you spend all day on the shitter due to the fact that theres a constant flow of liquid. Can last for days.

charlie- "you comin out tonight geez?"
jim- "Nah, got a harsh case of permi d mate. Not gonna be able to leave the house for days"

by Jim Hand April 8, 2007

Permy Wormy

A person that has a perm but denies it and says it natural but his friends know it’s a perm and he is a fag

Omg Johnson shut up stupid permy wormy head ass up u gotta a perm u fag

by Imagine having a perm headass November 13, 2020