Percy Chin is a Chinaman living in Canada, as a sleeper agent for his communist masters. When he recieves the signal he will infect all the cougars in Medicine Hat with SARS. He likes to lie about his personal relationships with his friends because as a dormant spy he needs to polish his "spy technique" on those he loves
Percy Chin is buttmonkey.
Percy Chin wishes he was cool as Joe.
Percy has no appendix.