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The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
by Mr. $mithers December 06, 2009
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1 can of pepsi has abt 365 calories..n a sexual intercourse can burn quite alot of those calories ...so after havin pepsi it is recommended 2 fuck if one wants 2 stay fit and healthy...so if sum1 invites u 4 a pepsi make sure wat he/she actually means...
lets have a pepsi now then mayb v can have sum fun
by xyz July 17, 2004
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The divine drink of the Gods.

Pepsi > Coke
"Fuck coke, get me a damn pepsi bitch"
by gagagaSP February 05, 2005
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acronym for "please enter penis slowly inside"
wow she was wearing tights with pepsi written on her booty
by KGB_ February 14, 2011
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Pepsi= Coke + more water + more sugar. Ta da.
Why does my Coke taste like it's been watered down and sugar has been added? Oh it's Pepsi..
by Vic Shelick August 27, 2003
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A more specific word for dipshit. This guy has his hair gelled every day, is early for work or school every day, is a pervert, uses medication to fix all of his health problems, has the new stuff and trends in life, he trys his best at life to be perfect and happy. He usually is a son of a soccer mom, is a A+ student, and loves everyone. He is wealthy.
"You got the $500 new type of Ipod and drive a corvette to school? You my friend are a Pepsi."
by Elite Enemy November 06, 2007
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(Latin)
Bottled/Canned shitty ass drink
Pepsi-cola
by Kisle August 26, 2008
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