The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.
Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"
Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."
The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...
Customer: can i have a can of coke please?
Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi
Customer: that'll do!
Quebec, Canada, slang for French-Canadian. Based on Pepsi's early marketing as a cheap substitute for Coke. Early jingle: "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot/Twelve full ounces, that's a lot (Coke had 7 ounces)/Twice as much for a nickel, too/Pepsi-Cola is the drink for you". The slur was that French-Canadians were also cheap imitations.
"These two Pepsis go into a bar..."
A company that copied almost every single product coke made. Pepsi also tries way too hard to be "cool" and "hip".
Pepsi Edge = Coke C2
Pepsi Vanilla = Vanilla Coke
Pepsi One = TaB Cola
Wild Cherry Pepsi = Cherry Coke
Pepsi Twist = Diet coke with Lemon
PLUS MANY MORE
Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)
*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi
Code word frequently used by high school students to mean cocaine. (Pepsi = coke = cocaine). Frequently used over telephone and instant messenger-type conversations.
"Yeah, Max is getting me more pepsi for the weekend...should I try to hook you up?"
Old man that rides a bike with a Montreal Canadian's tuque and/or jacket.
Guy : Hey! There's Pepsi! Hey Pepsi!
Pepsi : Allo!