2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube
Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!
Pepsi Vanilla = Vanilla Coke
Pepsi One = TaB Cola
Wild Cherry Pepsi = Cherry Coke
Pepsi Twist = Diet coke with Lemon
PLUS MANY MORE