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peperami arms 

A man so weak that his arms literally look like malnourished, out of date, shriveled up sticks of peperami. You all know him, the guy who pays the PT in the gym and lifts those miniature girl weights, eats chicken dippers at 10am every day thinking he's making gains when actually all he's doing is pooping those gains right out.
That guy from the gym Adam B, look at how puny his arms are, i've seen more muscle on a tad pole. If there was a international competition he would be the Mr Olympia of peperami arms.
peperami arms by bluemaniac September 16, 2019

pelvic peperami 

basically a penis but with ✨spice
his pelvic peperami was tiny
“omg tina u should’ve seen the size on his pelvic peperami”
pelvic peperami by bageltoes December 7, 2020

Emp Peperami 

Emp Peperami is the storage of Peperami (the sausage based snack) for use in a disaster event such as and EMP (electromagnetic pulse) disaster.
Andy: "Theres a black out in our street I best open my EMP Peperami".

Me: "Sound".

Pepermint Crisp 

crispy semen left on the skin or clothing after sex
"i found a huge pepermint crisp on my pants last night"
Pepermint Crisp by dickt8r June 12, 2009

pepermint faddy 

when a girl eats a whole bunch of mints then gives you a blowjob. The mints need to be strong.
Man last night at that party this girl gave me a pepermint faddy and i came so hard.
pepermint faddy by big8red8 January 8, 2011

pepermint swirl 

during a 69, the guy eats out the girl when she is experienceing the high point of her period, while she is sucking your dick. The two get enough blood/cum in their mouthes as possible and makeout
Oh Judy, when you pepermint swirl in my mouth makes me want to kick a cambodian in its mouth?