2. Involved in the worst kind of physically brutal sexual intercourse that England has ever known.
3. An incredibly hairy creature, the real reason behind recent sightings of Bigfoot and other mythical monsters, such as King Kong.
4. A gaze which is capable of impregnating a woman on sight.
Man: Dude, you must have just been Penswicked!
Man 1: Dude, i think i just saw Bigfoot!!
Man 2: Nah dude, thats just Penswick, leave it alone, it'll find a woman to impregnate.
Woman 1: That was some rough sex last night, I feel like I have been Penswicked!!