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1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"
by robotmafia October 05, 2010