The State has the worst roads and traffic ticket laws in the whole country. There are meddling dutch people who have an attitude problem and are suspicious of everybody who is not Dutch. It is taboo to walk in some of the Northeast cities because of fat paranoid dutch people. It is filled with bigoted conservative pigs who hate everybody that is not German. There are old people who do not like people who have black hair and often sit on their porch with police scanners. Philadelphia is the armpit of all the Northeast cities and is just known for its cheese steaks. The suburbs if filled with pretentious snobs who call the police on people who do not drive BMW, Volks Wagon, or Ford(its a german thing).
Friend: Why is that dutch lady with the tennis hat giving me a dirty look?
ME: She is part of neighborhood watch and wants to call the police. She is bored.

Pennsylvania

Friend: Why do people have stickers with the letters N-R-A?
ME: It is a bunch of extreme libertarian people who live in the woods and suburbs who want to shoot somebody for no reason.

Friend:Why do people have such a hard ass attitude?
ME: It is a German thing.
by ConservativeGermanScumbag March 10, 2013
A bunch of old hicks and amish people in the middle, and tons of black people in pittsburgh and philly, its pretty dumpy but pittsburgh is pretty nice
Bro 1: Dude, lets go to Pennsylvania
Bro 2: Alright
Bro 1: I heard its kickass
Bro 3: I live there, its ok
by brooooseidon February 16, 2011
philly in the east
pittsburgh in the west
hick country u.s.a in the middle
if i didnt live in philly, i think id die anywhere else in pennsylvania
by chris manero August 19, 2006
an east coast state located between New Jersey and Ohio. Also knows as the keystone state. Most of the citizens refer to it as PA. The winters can be cold and the summers can be hot. Many children that grow up here later spite their parents for making them grow up in such a boring, secluded place...also can be quite depressing. The steelers fans are the worst and the Eagles fans aren't any better. Its a lose lose situation in PA. There are no palm trees, beaches, and forget about the weather. Its more than likely not going to go in your favor...ever.
Grown Child- I moved to California because its less depressing than PA. I also haven't spoken to my parents since i moved here 10 years ago because living in California made me realize how boring and depressing Pennsylvania.
by shhh17gamertag June 28, 2011
A great place to find Intercourse.
Dude?! I went to Pennsylvania and found Intercourse on the map . . . then I got wasted in the bar and found it again. Thank God I cut my cock off with a rusty knife after I sobered up enoguh to realize I had just fucked a hill person.
by JC February 17, 2004
A contradictory, unusual, and perverse state in the Northeast characterized by the following:

1. Three parts: Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and the conservative oasis
2. Wannabe "metropolitan areas": the Lehigh Valley, Harrisburg, and Scranton-Wilkes Barre
3. Horrible roads that are not only riddled with potholes, but also have the lowest speed limits known to mankind. The horrible drivers make it a packaged deal.
4. Old people. Lots of them. Largest elderly population outside FL and WV
6. Economic disparities. If it weren't for the metro areas outside Pittsburgh and Philly, PA would be at the bottom of the median household income table along with Mississippi and West Virginia.
7. Southern attributes. Pennsylvania is the least Northern state due to the vast amount of conservative, Republican rednecks occupying the greatest majority of land area.
8. Swing state. This is ONLY true because of the Democratic presence outside of Philly and Pittsburgh, that make up the largest percentage of the state's population.
9. Gun-ownership. Nowhere else in the United States will you find more registered NRA members.
13. Economic decay. Many cities in Pennsylvania have lost population and manufacturing bases which attribute to the decline in industrial growth

Overall: Don't live in this state unless your near Philadelphia!
Only Pennsylvania residents refer to their state by its initials.
by aquarius32 December 31, 2009
An area in the eastern part of the United States that mostly consists of woods, a few roads, amish people, coal mines, and Pittsburg.
Think about it next time youre in Pennsylvania.
by Richardlp June 16, 2009

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