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A state in which it is considered 'gauche' to marry outside your immediate family. You are required to own at least two off-road vehicles and if you have a firm grasp of the English language you are considered a homosexual. Non-whites are severely frowned upon as are people with their own identity, thoughts and more than three books in their home...unless those books include Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." or "Guns and Ammo" or any book pertaining to incestuous relationship with your daughter. This state is known for it's infamously archaic infratstructure, most notably it's highways and byways. It's chief exports include 'Yeungleung' beer, coal and tarts with floppy breasts and flabby white legs who dance in G0-GO bars in NY and NJ and who compete visciously with the Russian and Brazilian girls for that 'almighty dollar'. One final note on 'Pennsyltucky': it might be said that the mullet is alive and well in this godforsaken state.
I went to Pennsyltucky this weekend to play a little golf and nearly got ran off the road by some mullet wearing neanderthal and his sister/wife.
by Fred Norris March 12, 2003
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The definition of this is right...the geography is crap. The Pennsyltucky region is called a T for a reason, it's relatively thin and with a center base and two exterior arms at the top. West of the T, you have metro Pittsburgh (including Lawerence County), east of the T you have not just metro Philly, but also the Piedmont cities like Allentown-Bethlehem, Lancaster, York, and Harrisburg. These areas aren't hick and aren't Appelachian. The T area is the unpopulated garbage land between these areas, plus the entire north of the state. Scranton-Wilkes Barre and Erie are refuges from it (if you can call broken down old cities refuges), but they're still in the boundaries of crap.
Pennsyltucky life: drink beer, smoke dope, watch NASCAR, hunt deer, drive pick-up. I should know---my girlfriend is an escapee from Pennsytucky to the civilization of PGH.
by PennDelieverance March 10, 2010
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A rude name that smarmy, arrogant, and obnoxious people (usually from Northern NJ or Montgomery Co., PA) use to describe a place that they would actually rather live, but are too jealous to admit it.
Why live in Pennsyltucky when I can live in the garbage state?

Why live in the suburbs when I have a stronger chance of being shot in a drug related crime?
by Sick of stupid people August 29, 2004
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Region of Pennsylvania located west of Philadelphia and east of Pittsburgh and extends north to New York. The area is known to be a place where marriage to a cousin or uncle is actually frowned upon, because the relationships are to far removed. Towns located in this region generally only have 3 or 4 different last names in the phone book. Also if you have a car newer than 1992, or all your paint on your car still exists and matches you are considered "rich" in that region. There is little tolerance for anyone who is not missing at least 3 teeth, in many towns the person missing the most teeth is considered the mayor.
In Pennsyltucky Niggers, Jews, Chinese, Mexicans, and Muslims are all considered the devil.

by PhillyMan September 24, 2006
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The area of Pennsylvania, generally east and south of Pittsburgh in the Appalachian Mountain chain, that behaves more like Appalachia than the affluent East. Pennsyltucky is characterized by a poorish white population, mountain living, and a lack of cultural and ethnic diversity. It is a portmanteu of PENNSYLvania and KenTUCKY, the former state showing its mid-Atlantic location and the latter its poor ethnic white makeup. It is worth noting that Pennsylvania and Kentucky have no common border, so the term differs from more common locutions like "Illiana" or "Ark-La-Tex."
-- "Did you know that Vice President Joe Biden coined the term Pennsyltucky?"
-- Actually the term was in use over ten years ago, but Biden reactivated it to refer to a distinct geographical and ethnic bloc within Pennsylvania -- a bloc that Donald Trump would probably have to win to take all of Pennsylvania in the 2016 Presidential election."
by al-in-chgo August 04, 2016
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The regions of Pennsylvania and Kentucky. Referred to this due to it's vast numbers or Amish and rednecks.
When I was out in Pennsyltucky country, I noticed a lot of people lived in shacks.
by morweht May 04, 2003
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The region of the United States stretching from northern Pennsylvania, south through the center of Pennsylvania, west into West Virginia and finally into Kentucky. Pennsyltucky is a continuous region bound together by similar demographics and geography. At about two-hundred miles wide and nearly a thousand miles long, Pennsyltucky composes a large area of the
eastern United States. Generally, the region does not include urban areas, with Philadelphia and Pittsburgh most commonly cited as excluded. Everyone's welcome though!
Pennsyltuckian: "Let's drive across Pennsyltucky, there's a bluegrass festival in Louisville this weekend!"
Non-pennsyltuckian: "What?" "Yuck!" or "I don't know, is it safe?" or "Is there any good shopping on the way?"
Pennsyltuckian: "..."
by A pennsyltuckian February 24, 2011
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