This is the biggest pussy school of all Satellite Campuses out of any college or university in the country. Nobody does anything there, no parties, and no pussy. Only thing you can do is go to the gym and cross your fingers waiting for the day you get sent up to main. You will be the butt of all jokes with your friends if you go here.
The cunt Sally couldn't get into main so she took her last option and went to Penn State Berks.
A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!
Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?
A: Penn State Berks yo!
Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?
A: Penn State Berks fool!
Q: weres da hottest babes at man?
A: Penn State Berks playa!